I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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