Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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