Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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