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Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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