Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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