i would punch a child for taco bell
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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