guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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