If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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