Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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