Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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