I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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