Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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