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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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