no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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