He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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