I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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