I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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