Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
youre lurking in front of me
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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