You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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