Pappa wants mamma naked
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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