Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
