cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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