I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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