Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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