Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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