When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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