Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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