I must be too annoying 4 u.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
When did angry sex become our thing?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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