Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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