I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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