Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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