I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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