I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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