The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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