People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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