The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Girls should come with a carfax report
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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