Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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