So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
His hands were made for my vagina.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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