So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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