I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
