Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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