Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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