U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You are a genius and a whore.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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