I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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