Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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