What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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