Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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