Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You smell like stripper and shame
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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