party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Shame - the story of my life.
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