so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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