now i know why i became what i already was.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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