Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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