I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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