why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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