I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
