So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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