You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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