he puts the penis in happiness.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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