Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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