Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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