Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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