Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
